Representatives from Brita, the nation’s bestselling brand of household
water filtration products, held a press event Wednesday to unveil a new
line of filters designed to be installed directly inside users’ throats.
“Our patented ThroatPURE in-body filtration system is the quickest,
most convenient way to remove toxins and impurities from drinking water,
wherever you are,” said Brita’s head of North American marketing, Kathy
O’Doyle, explaining that each unit comes with a speculum-like
esophageal dilation device to allow for easy installation and removal of
cartridges, and noting that the new product takes just three minutes to
purify a 10-ounce glass of water, which the consumer simply holds in
their mouth during the filtration process. “The filter is good for up to
3,000 gallons or three months of use. But knowing when to replace it is
easy; a bright red indicator light will be visible through your neck,
letting you know it’s time for a new one.” O’Doyle confirmed that many
users will at first notice some small chunks of charcoal on their
tongues and in their teeth, but that this would cease following a few
uses of the system.
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